In the middle of the night, I thought of the perfectly achievable New Year's goals. I'm still working on my real goals, but in the meantime, here you go!
This year, I will:
Bake an insane amount of bread.
Spend too much money seeing doctors and buying pregnancy tests.
Cry on a regular basis.
Avoid pregnant women, including hiding them from my Facebook news feed.
Alternate between eating healthy foods and gorging myself on comfort food while in the depths of emotional pain.
Spend too much time on the internet.
Read at least 100 books.
Yay! I know I can succeed in every single goal! :P