Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Achievable New Year's goals

In the middle of the night, I thought of the perfectly achievable New Year's goals. I'm still working on my real goals, but in the meantime, here you go!

This year, I will:

Bake an insane amount of bread.
Spend too much money seeing doctors and buying pregnancy tests.
Cry on a regular basis.
Avoid pregnant women, including hiding them from my Facebook news feed.
Alternate between eating healthy foods and gorging myself on comfort food while in the depths of emotional pain.
Spend too much time on the internet.
Read at least 100 books.

Yay! I know I can succeed in every single goal! :P


Jaime said...

I love this!!!! Sorry, I'm totally copying you.

Danna said...

You are great!! :) Love ya!! XO

Anne said...

I think you are stinkin' awesome! Thanks for sharing on your blog. :)

Amy said...

Some of those are pretty achievable for me too! I would add - get too little sleep. I'm already reaching that one every night :)

Mormishmom said...

These are awesome!